THE RIDE

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[00:00:59] Oh God.

[00:01:04] Oh God.

[00:01:07] Hey, get in!

[00:01:08] What are you doing here, Jake?

[00:01:09] You're not taking my calls answering my text. Would you expect that you'd get the hint?

[00:01:14] Whatever. Get in.

[00:01:15] I have a ride's coming.

[00:01:16] Fuck that. I'll take you. Get in.

[00:01:18] Jake, I really can't deal with you right now so you need to leave.

[00:01:24] My ride is here.

[00:01:29] I said I'll take you.

[00:01:31] Jake, no!

[00:01:32] Where are you going?

[00:01:33] Ah, Tobacco's.

[00:01:34] With a travel bag.

[00:01:35] Hi, kiddo. Yes, yes?

[00:01:37] Yeah, that's right.

[00:01:38] Okay, okay. I think that, yes?

[00:01:40] No bro, I got it. She's coming with me.

[00:01:42] Jake, your...our man, is that right?

[00:01:45] Yes, yes. I'm...I'm starting.

[00:01:47] Yes, please take my back. Thank you.

[00:01:49] Yes, yes.

[00:01:51] You're not actually getting in that thing, are you?

[00:01:54] Ready? Yes.

[00:01:56] Yes, arm in. Let's go.

[00:01:57] Come on, Kira.

[00:01:59] Stop fucking around and get in the Lambo.

[00:02:04] Gotta be kidding.

[00:02:14] What are you doing?

[00:02:15] Riding with you in this...

[00:02:16] Hey, bro, what kind of car is this?

[00:02:18] Is Chevy.

[00:02:19] Cobalt. American, yes?

[00:02:20] I started.

[00:02:21] Fuckin' Chevy Cobalt. Check this guy out.

[00:02:24] Please get out, Jake.

[00:02:25] So where are we going in this five-star Chevy Cobalt?

[00:02:28] Airport, yes.

[00:02:29] Oh, airport.

[00:02:31] Where are we sneaking off to, Kira?

[00:02:33] Get out.

[00:02:34] Now, we need to unravel the unsolved mystery of what the fuck?

[00:02:38] People don't ghost me.

[00:02:39] Water? You like water?

[00:02:40] Yes? No.

[00:02:41] Yes, thank you, arm in.

[00:02:42] Okay, okay, here.

[00:02:43] Water, good, yes. Five stars.

[00:02:45] Fuck it. Give me that.

[00:02:47] Here.

[00:02:48] Keep it.

[00:02:49] Arm in, I'll take a water too, please.

[00:02:51] Okay, okay.

[00:02:52] Speed fast, no problem.

[00:02:53] High-star.

[00:02:54] That's right, arm in speed fast.

[00:02:55] No problem in this five-star Chevy.

[00:02:57] No rush.

[00:02:58] Arm in, wait.

[00:02:59] I have plenty of time.

[00:03:00] Off we go!

[00:03:02] So you mean some other dude?

[00:03:06] Mm-hmm.

[00:03:07] You'll tell me.

[00:03:08] Listen, Jake, do not follow me out of this car at the airport.

[00:03:12] Understand.

[00:03:13] You like music? Yes, yes.

[00:03:15] Yeah, bro. Put in some megos.

[00:03:18] Okay, beautiful.

[00:03:19] Plugging you.

[00:03:20] Yes? No, arm in.

[00:03:21] I'm not plugging my phone into your Chevy cobalt.

[00:03:24] Probably data scraping people's phones and this ride's gig is just a fraud.

[00:03:27] Because that's what you'd be doing.

[00:03:29] There she is.

[00:03:30] Just put your music on, arm in.

[00:03:31] Okay? Something relaxing.

[00:03:33] Okay, yeah.

[00:03:35] You like?

[00:03:37] Five stars?

[00:03:38] You know, you're gonna invite me on your little adventure and then you'll be back.

[00:03:42] You know, adventure anyway.

[00:03:44] So might as well just tell me.

[00:03:46] Errogance is boundless.

[00:03:48] Hey, arm in. Can you turn the music down please?

[00:03:50] Yes, yes. Good turn music down.

[00:03:52] You can turn up.

[00:03:53] You make them from here.

[00:03:54] You can come from there.

[00:03:55] See?

[00:03:56] Now what else is boundless?

[00:03:57] My lust.

[00:03:58] Feel this.

[00:03:59] Stop it.

[00:04:00] Arm in.

[00:04:01] Just turn it down okay?

[00:04:02] Okay, okay.

[00:04:03] You can turn down.

[00:04:04] My stars.

[00:04:05] Yes?

[00:04:06] You're really starting to piss me off.

[00:04:07] I'm pissing you off.

[00:04:09] You like them?

[00:04:10] Yes?

[00:04:11] Arm in. Can you slow down a bit please?

[00:04:13] Okay, yes yes.

[00:04:15] Speed that stop up.

[00:04:16] Five stars yes?

[00:04:17] You can tell me why we're in this ship box.

[00:04:19] You weren't invited so no.

[00:04:21] Right and that come fuck me message.

[00:04:23] You left on my phone.

[00:04:24] I said leave me alone and you heard come fuck me.

[00:04:29] Explains everything.

[00:04:30] I can't believe this.

[00:04:32] You like her yes?

[00:04:33] No thank you arm in.

[00:04:35] Please close the window.

[00:04:37] Yes, yes.

[00:04:38] You can make up.

[00:04:40] Make up.

[00:04:41] I love this guy.

[00:04:42] You like it?

[00:04:43] Hey buddy where are you from?

[00:04:44] Please close it arm in.

[00:04:45] Not.

[00:04:46] Get in.

[00:04:47] Close it.

[00:04:48] Five stars yes?

[00:04:49] Watch for your going arm in.

[00:04:51] Speed fast go from the airport next.

[00:04:53] Yes?

[00:04:54] Can you come and send me off?

[00:04:56] Or what?

[00:04:57] Yes?

[00:04:58] Watch out arm in.

[00:04:59] It's good, good.

[00:05:00] Yes?

[00:05:01] Happy now.

[00:05:02] This little stunt of yours is gonna get us killed.

[00:05:04] I just wanted to be loved alone.

[00:05:05] This is like Asian yes?

[00:05:06] It's like he's an X-E-X-E type.

[00:05:07] Oh my god.

[00:05:08] Even he sees how much you want me.

[00:05:10] Stayed on your side.

[00:05:11] Is it good?

[00:05:12] A clouder?

[00:05:13] Yes?

[00:05:14] I thought.

[00:05:15] Do you know what?

[00:05:16] Hi.

[00:05:17] It's you Jake.

[00:05:18] I need space because of you.

[00:05:20] Do you hear me?

[00:05:21] Please.

[00:05:22] Ain't no one put a flush on your face like I did.

[00:05:24] Oh my god.

[00:05:25] How can you be that a living woman?

[00:05:27] Arm in place?

[00:05:28] Slow down.

[00:05:29] Good.

[00:05:30] See how uptight you are?

[00:05:32] Me?

[00:05:33] Do you even see what's happening right now?

[00:05:35] Yeah, I do.

[00:05:37] You got some sketch of you who ordered off the internet instead of my Lambo.

[00:05:40] Would you expect that?

[00:05:41] You're totally useless.

[00:05:44] All right.

[00:05:45] Arm in, dude.

[00:05:46] You only get like three stars if you don't slow the fuck down, okay?

[00:05:49] No, no, no, no.

[00:05:50] Five stars.

[00:05:51] Almost there.

[00:05:52] Yes.

[00:05:53] Oh shit.

[00:05:54] Left my phone in the Lambo.

[00:05:55] Happy now.

[00:05:56] Not even close.

[00:05:57] Can fix that.

[00:05:58] Tell me we'll go in and...

[00:06:00] Whoa!

[00:06:01] We got Jimmy Arm in Johnson behind the wheel.

[00:06:04] Arm in, you just missed the exit to the airport.

[00:06:07] No, no.

[00:06:08] Pass that away.

[00:06:09] Gum?

[00:06:10] Sure.

[00:06:11] I'll take some gum.

[00:06:12] Jake!

[00:06:13] Here, here.

[00:06:14] I've started.

[00:06:15] Yes.

[00:06:16] Fucking ride, share gum.

[00:06:17] Arm in, that was the exit to the airport.

[00:06:19] No, go.

[00:06:20] Pass that away.

[00:06:21] Speed that.

[00:06:22] No problem.

[00:06:23] Arm in, turn around and head back to the airport now.

[00:06:25] Music.

[00:06:26] He's made it.

[00:06:27] Yes.

[00:06:28] Woohoo!

[00:06:29] Holy shit, Arm in.

[00:06:30] You know, I might have underestimated this Chevy Cobalt.

[00:06:32] Pass that away.

[00:06:33] Jake!

[00:06:34] Shit, Arm in.

[00:06:36] You just hit something.

[00:06:37] That's not it this way.

[00:06:38] Stop the car.

[00:06:39] Speed that.

[00:06:40] Go ahead.

[00:06:41] He hit something.

[00:06:42] Did you see that?

[00:06:43] No, no.

[00:06:44] He's not taking us to the airport.

[00:06:45] Do you get that?

[00:06:46] Hey, bro, you're taking us to the airport.

[00:06:47] That's not it this way.

[00:06:48] Yes?

[00:06:49] See?

[00:06:50] I can't believe you right now.

[00:06:51] That one went to a Russian team.

[00:06:54] Hey, I think we're being kidnapped by a rights driver and...

[00:06:57] Oh, so drunk, I was making him.

[00:06:59] Uh, Kira.

[00:07:00] Kira Davis.

[00:07:01] Where are you now, Miss Davis?

[00:07:02] In a car, a silver Chevy Cobalt.

[00:07:04] We just passed the airport.

[00:07:06] I don't know where we're going.

[00:07:08] The driver wants to stop at the airport.

[00:07:09] I can't hear you.

[00:07:10] Hey.

[00:07:11] She's fine.

[00:07:12] No phone ain't gone.

[00:07:13] Hello?

[00:07:14] Good time, Jess.

[00:07:15] Hello?

[00:07:16] Shit.

[00:07:17] No bars.

[00:07:18] They're gone.

[00:07:19] Let me see.

[00:07:20] Hey!

[00:07:21] Yeah.

[00:07:22] Shit.

[00:07:23] Here.

[00:07:24] So?

[00:07:25] Hey, Arm in bro.

[00:07:26] This has been tied playing live action GTA with you.

[00:07:28] But you need to stop this car like right fucking now.

[00:07:31] No, no, no.

[00:07:32] I mean there's a...

[00:07:33] You get nice stars.

[00:07:34] It's locked.

[00:07:36] What are you gonna jump out at this speed?

[00:07:39] We're locked in.

[00:07:40] Try yours.

[00:07:41] Oh shit.

[00:07:43] Shit.

[00:07:44] Stop the car and let us out.

[00:07:47] Now, Arm.

[00:07:48] Seriously bro, bun time is over.

[00:07:50] Where are you taking us?

[00:07:52] Soon.

[00:07:53] Good time, yes?

[00:07:54] You get nice stars.

[00:07:55] No, Arm in.

[00:07:56] You get no stars.

[00:07:57] Do you hear me zero stars?

[00:07:58] No, no.

[00:07:59] Nice stars.

[00:08:00] Check the phone again.

[00:08:01] Nothing.

[00:08:02] What are we gonna do?

[00:08:04] Jake!

[00:08:05] I could take him.

[00:08:06] Take him.

[00:08:07] Yeah, like make him below.

[00:08:09] That's crazy.

[00:08:10] Or let's just sit here and enjoy the ride then.

[00:08:12] Hey, Arm in.

[00:08:13] How much longer bro?

[00:08:14] It's soon.

[00:08:15] I start.

[00:08:16] Come.

[00:08:17] See?

[00:08:18] It's soon.

[00:08:19] Want gum?

[00:08:20] We need to get out of this car.

[00:08:21] It's good time.

[00:08:22] Yes.

[00:08:23] Fucking.

[00:08:24] Land Jake it is.

[00:08:25] What are you doing?

[00:08:26] I want to put that seat belt on.

[00:08:27] Oh shit.

[00:08:28] Jake.

[00:08:29] Wait.

[00:08:30] Hold tight.

[00:08:31] Good ride, yes?

[00:08:32] Nice stars.

[00:08:33] Now really ash hall.

[00:08:34] No, no, no.

[00:08:35] That's all.

[00:08:36] Nice, I like that.

[00:08:37] The parking.

[00:08:38] No, that's all.

[00:08:39] That's all.

[00:08:40] Nice look back on it.

[00:08:41] No, no, no, no.

[00:08:42] Yeah.

[00:09:00] Oh shit.

[00:09:14] Jake.

[00:09:15] Jake?

[00:09:16] Hey, anyone?

[00:09:18] I'm stuck in here, hey!

[00:09:20] Huh?

[00:09:21] Huh?

[00:09:22] Huh?

[00:09:23] Huh?

[00:09:24] Huh?

[00:09:25] Huh?

[00:09:26] Huh?

[00:09:27] Huh?

[00:09:28] Huh?

[00:09:29] Huh?

[00:09:30] Come on.

[00:09:31] Shit.

[00:09:32] Oh, I can't believe you left me hanging.

[00:09:35] I've say down in here.

[00:09:37] Okay.

[00:09:38] Okay.

[00:09:39] Gotta cut the seat belt, Kara.

[00:09:41] Gotta cut the seat belt, Kara.

[00:09:43] What can cut?

[00:09:44] What can cut?

[00:09:46] Huh?

[00:09:47] Come on.

[00:09:50] Let go.

[00:09:51] Let go.

[00:09:52] Yes.

[00:09:53] There you are.

[00:09:55] Come on.

[00:09:56] Shit.

[00:09:57] Oh.

[00:09:58] Hey, anyone?

[00:09:59] Anyone?

[00:10:00] Jake!

[00:10:01] You left your shirt.

[00:10:02] Oh, you left.

[00:10:03] Oh, where's the driver?

[00:10:04] He's coming for you.

[00:10:05] Your next class.

[00:10:06] Oh, no.

[00:10:07] Oh, no.

[00:10:08] Oh, no.

[00:10:09] Oh, no.

[00:10:10] Oh, no.

[00:10:11] Oh, no.

[00:10:12] Oh, no.

[00:10:13] Oh, no.

[00:10:14] Oh, no.

[00:10:15] Oh, no.

[00:10:16] Oh, no.

[00:10:17] Oh, no.

[00:10:18] Oh, no.

[00:10:19] Oh, no.

[00:10:20] Oh, no.

[00:10:21] Oh, no.

[00:10:22] Oh, no.

[00:10:23] Oh, no.

[00:10:24] Oh, no.

[00:10:26] Oh, no.

[00:10:28] Oh, no.

[00:10:29] Oh.

[00:10:30] Oh, no.

[00:10:31] Oh, no.

[00:10:32] Oh, no.

[00:10:34] Oh, no.

[00:10:35] Uh, uh.

[00:10:36] Where the hell am I?

[00:10:37] Oh.

[00:10:38] Shit.

[00:10:39] My phone.

[00:10:41] Oh, uh.

[00:10:43] Come on.

[00:10:44] It has to...

[00:10:45] It has to be here.

[00:10:47] Ah!

[00:10:48] Oh, shit.

[00:10:49] Ah, uh.

[00:10:50] Oh, uh.

[00:10:51] Oh, uh.

[00:10:52] Oh, oh, oh, there you are.

[00:10:55] Okay, come on, give me bars.

[00:10:58] Give me bars.

[00:11:00] Oh shit, nothing.

[00:11:03] You mad you, you...

[00:11:05] No, no, no, don't...

[00:11:07] Don't worry about it.

[00:11:10] The road...

[00:11:12] I have to find the road.

[00:11:16] You should be up there.

[00:11:20] Okay.

[00:11:22] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh shit!

[00:11:28] It's too steep.

[00:11:30] I have to be another way.

[00:11:39] Hello?

[00:11:42] Anyone there?

[00:11:47] You are...

[00:11:55] Come on, give me bars.

[00:11:57] Come on, come on.

[00:11:59] Do you think I'm tired of you?

[00:12:01] Do you want to help me?

[00:12:03] This is what you get.

[00:12:05] You should have found the back of the suit.

[00:12:07] You should find the back of the suit.

[00:12:09] No, no.

[00:12:11] Keep moving.

[00:12:13] What the hell?

[00:12:15] This can't be...

[00:12:44] Stop!

[00:12:47] Please, give me a signal.

[00:12:50] Come on.

[00:12:52] One bar? Yes.

[00:12:57] I'm one, one, one hour.

[00:12:59] It's me again, Kira.

[00:13:01] I've been kidnapped and we questioned.

[00:13:03] I got free but I don't know where we are and I'm...

[00:13:06] Hello? Hello?

[00:13:08] Can you hear me?

[00:13:10] I... I can't hear you.

[00:13:13] Hello?

[00:13:14] Can you say that again?

[00:13:16] I'm not getting...

[00:13:18] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[00:13:23] Ah!

[00:13:39] Hello?

[00:13:43] Hello?

[00:13:45] Who's there?

[00:13:48] Hey, who is that? Who's there?

[00:13:51] Who is that?

[00:14:05] What the fuck?

[00:14:07] What?

[00:14:08] You?

[00:14:09] Shit, I think you just bruised my ribs.

[00:14:11] You left me.

[00:14:13] What?

[00:14:14] The car.

[00:14:15] You left me alone hanging upside down and there's a thing out there chasing me

[00:14:19] and I have no idea where I am and I can't get a signal on my phone.

[00:14:22] And I...

[00:14:25] What is wrong with you?

[00:14:28] Are you listening to me?

[00:14:29] Are you listening to you?

[00:14:31] You're freaking out!

[00:14:32] Of course I'm freaking out.

[00:14:33] Did you even check on me before you left me?

[00:14:36] You need to chill.

[00:14:38] You know this is all your fault.

[00:14:39] My fault?

[00:14:40] Yeah, without your little leave me alone meltdown, we'd be at my place right now.

[00:14:44] I can't even.

[00:14:46] Where did he go, the driver?

[00:14:48] Don't know. He was gone when I came too.

[00:14:51] So you both left me.

[00:14:53] Wow, just keep making it about you.

[00:14:55] I can't believe this is happening!

[00:14:58] I have to get help. There's no bars.

[00:15:00] Well, mine's in a Lambo where we should be.

[00:15:03] What are we going to do?

[00:15:05] I can't even see straight.

[00:15:06] I have no idea what's happening right now.

[00:15:08] If you chill, I can tell you what's happening right now.

[00:15:14] So...

[00:15:15] I've...

[00:15:16] Kind of been like this before.

[00:15:18] What does that mean?

[00:15:19] Well, not exactly like this.

[00:15:20] This is pretty fucking lit.

[00:15:22] Oh my god.

[00:15:24] I'm pretty sure we're tripping balls.

[00:15:27] You got fucking Mickey!

[00:15:32] I'm high.

[00:15:33] Well, it's not like monsters are chasing you around out here.

[00:15:36] No, no, no, no, this cannot be happening.

[00:15:38] Noob sauce, chill.

[00:15:39] You're on a very powerful psychotropic substance, okay?

[00:15:42] I can't say what exactly, but if I had to guess,

[00:15:45] it's some jacked up, ayahuasca, n-bom.

[00:15:49] Who knows?

[00:15:50] Oh my god!

[00:15:51] I'm gonna die out here!

[00:15:52] I'm gonna die!

[00:15:53] You stop it already, fuck!

[00:15:55] That psychopathic driver is out here too!

[00:15:57] Yeah, probably tripping balls,

[00:15:59] wandering around like an idiot, like us.

[00:16:02] Or stalking us.

[00:16:03] You're seriously fucking this up for me right now.

[00:16:05] Stop that shit and chill!

[00:16:08] God, I hate you.

[00:16:11] Hate means heat.

[00:16:19] Yo, check the phone.

[00:16:28] Well?

[00:16:29] No bars.

[00:16:30] Eight percent battery.

[00:16:35] If these trees light, bowing down to me...

[00:16:39] ...is Linderman.

[00:16:40] My bitches!

[00:16:45] Yo, knock it off.

[00:16:46] We got some music.

[00:16:47] Drake will kill right now, am I right?

[00:16:49] I don't think so.

[00:16:51] Get the money away to attach to go and do that.

[00:16:53] I'm not burning battery on music.

[00:16:55] I need to get a signal.

[00:16:56] Call for help.

[00:16:57] Call for help.

[00:16:58] I-I caught through before.

[00:17:01] I don't remember where I was.

[00:17:03] Call for help.

[00:17:04] Stop that.

[00:17:05] Call for help.

[00:17:06] Call for help.

[00:17:07] It's creepy.

[00:17:08] Call for help.

[00:17:09] Hey, where are you going?

[00:17:10] I have to find a way out of here.

[00:17:12] Just sit the fuck back down.

[00:17:13] That's your plan to sit here under a tree and chill.

[00:17:17] Plan?

[00:17:18] I don't have a plan.

[00:17:19] Look around.

[00:17:20] This isn't orchestra, Kira.

[00:17:22] It's jazz!

[00:17:23] Fucking improv.

[00:17:25] How can you be like this right now?

[00:17:29] You...

[00:17:30] You've never had to worry about anything.

[00:17:32] Have you.

[00:17:33] The fuck's gotten into you.

[00:17:35] The Kira I met was like, go with the flow.

[00:17:37] No pushback.

[00:17:38] Fucking hot.

[00:17:39] Doesn't that just say it all?

[00:17:40] But now when your highest fucking should be rolling with it,

[00:17:43] you turn control free.

[00:17:44] Yeah, well, I'm starting to wake up.

[00:17:46] I see what you really are now.

[00:17:48] Knock it off.

[00:17:49] You're high.

[00:17:50] Just sit the fuck down.

[00:17:52] Let it come to you.

[00:17:53] Let it come to me...

[00:17:55] Like a gift.

[00:17:56] Yeah.

[00:17:57] Like a magic fucking gift.

[00:17:59] Works for me.

[00:18:00] Ever since hitting the lucky orifice lottery.

[00:18:02] Fuck that.

[00:18:03] Everything I have, I may.

[00:18:05] Yeah.

[00:18:06] Thanks, Daddy.

[00:18:07] You know what I really got from Daddy?

[00:18:09] Hmm.

[00:18:10] The lesson that you can be the Schmuck train time

[00:18:12] for a few bucks building wealth for some other fucktard.

[00:18:15] Like that psycho driver, Grovelin for stars.

[00:18:18] Or you can be the fucktard.

[00:18:20] Of course.

[00:18:21] Privilege in titles, you'd be an asshole, got it.

[00:18:23] I took my privilege by the balls and squeezed it for every drop I could get.

[00:18:27] I made it happen.

[00:18:29] Me!

[00:18:30] You and all the Schmuck's who straight at their time to build Daddy's wealth.

[00:18:34] Clever.

[00:18:35] Yeah, well...

[00:18:37] Clever gets the Lambo.

[00:18:41] Kira!

[00:18:42] I'm finding a way out of here.

[00:18:44] Don't follow me.

[00:18:45] Kira!

[00:18:47] What?

[00:18:48] When I make it out of this and you don't,

[00:18:51] this moment right here will be why.

[00:18:53] Forgot one thing.

[00:18:55] What's that?

[00:18:56] I have the phone.

[00:18:58] Fuck.

[00:19:23] God damn it!

[00:19:25] No, are there still no bars?

[00:19:38] It's not real.

[00:19:41] None of this is real.

[00:19:43] You should stay in the keys, the winner.

[00:19:45] Not here.

[00:19:46] You want it to kill all?

[00:19:47] Here you are!

[00:19:48] You're gonna die!

[00:19:52] No!

[00:19:53] No!

[00:19:54] I'm getting out of this.

[00:19:55] I'm...

[00:19:56] getting out of this.

[00:19:57] I'm getting out of this!

[00:20:01] Do you hear me?

[00:20:09] It's the drugs that it's all in my head.

[00:20:12] It's not real.

[00:20:13] It's not...

[00:20:18] Okay.

[00:20:19] Oh, no.

[00:20:21] Maybe it is.

[00:20:24] Shit!

[00:20:28] Could you be more fucking if not...

[00:20:30] God, you shithead!

[00:20:32] You're following me?

[00:20:34] Not hard with all that yelling.

[00:20:35] I don't want you here, go!

[00:20:37] Nah, I'm gonna stick with the phone

[00:20:39] in case you drop it.

[00:20:41] Or something.

[00:20:44] You don't even know where you're going!

[00:20:46] So, don't follow me?

[00:20:48] God damn it.

[00:21:06] You know, you never did tell me where you were going

[00:21:09] and you left alone.

[00:21:12] It's another guy, isn't it?

[00:21:14] Do I know him?

[00:21:15] Is he hotter than me?

[00:21:16] Richard than me?

[00:21:17] God, you're so shallow!

[00:21:18] How was it that you were so fucking hot

[00:21:20] when we hooked up?

[00:21:21] And now you're so...

[00:21:22] It was not a hook-up.

[00:21:24] You asshole!

[00:21:26] Come on.

[00:21:27] I'm pretty great at reading signals.

[00:21:29] You were definitely...

[00:21:30] Honorable?

[00:21:31] Mm-hmm?

[00:21:32] I was vulnerable.

[00:21:33] Is that the signal you read?

[00:21:35] Uh...

[00:21:36] That's what you find hot?

[00:21:38] You're pathetic.

[00:21:41] Fucking harsher.

[00:21:48] Oh shit.

[00:21:51] Yeah.

[00:21:55] You're so irritating.

[00:21:58] Yeah, but that...

[00:22:00] That? A cabin in the woods?

[00:22:02] You're sceptive.

[00:22:03] That's like total horror movie cliche!

[00:22:07] What is no one ever roll up on a five-star bed and breakfast in the woods?

[00:22:10] It's always like some busted-ass cabin.

[00:22:13] 69, 69, double-dejects lame!

[00:22:26] No lights?

[00:22:27] Nothing.

[00:22:28] Just go in.

[00:22:30] Hello?

[00:22:31] Anyone there?

[00:22:32] Just move over.

[00:22:34] See?

[00:22:36] So alpha.

[00:22:37] You know it?

[00:22:41] Can't see shit in here.

[00:22:43] Yo, keep her up the phone and try the flashlight.

[00:22:46] Battery's at 4%.

[00:22:47] I'm not wasting it looking around this dump.

[00:22:49] There's no electricity here.

[00:22:51] Pass to me.

[00:22:52] Where's that hum coming from?

[00:22:54] Hum.

[00:22:55] Seriously? Can't you hear that?

[00:22:58] Whatever.

[00:22:59] Stop fucking around.

[00:23:00] Can you hear that?

[00:23:01] Or am I hallucinating?

[00:23:03] Yes.

[00:23:04] Yes, what?

[00:23:05] You're hallucinating.

[00:23:06] Fuck you.

[00:23:08] And I can hear the hum.

[00:23:10] Don't fuck with me.

[00:23:12] Where are you going?

[00:23:13] Outside to find a signal.

[00:23:15] Listen, the hum...

[00:23:17] It's coming from over here.

[00:23:18] So what?

[00:23:19] It's electric. We can charge the phone.

[00:23:25] Where?

[00:23:26] Here. Behind the door.

[00:23:28] Maybe.

[00:23:29] It doesn't matter if there's no charging cable.

[00:23:31] What if?

[00:23:32] Got to find out.

[00:23:33] No, the best move is to find a signal.

[00:23:35] How much more wandering around you got left with 4% battery?

[00:23:38] Well we're not going down there.

[00:23:39] I am.

[00:23:40] Give me the phone.

[00:23:41] I'm not giving you my phone.

[00:23:42] I need the light.

[00:23:43] You want me to fall down the stairs?

[00:23:44] No.

[00:23:45] I want to push you.

[00:23:46] Give me.

[00:23:47] Hey! No!

[00:23:48] Follow me or go outside or do whatever.

[00:23:50] I'm going down there to check it out.

[00:24:00] Sweet the light around.

[00:24:02] What do you think I'm doing?

[00:24:03] You're pointing it out your feet.

[00:24:05] I need to see where the fuck I'm going.

[00:24:07] Go back upstairs if you're going to be like this.

[00:24:09] I'll take that back, Nick.

[00:24:11] Hey!

[00:24:12] Jeez!

[00:24:13] Could've just asked.

[00:24:15] There's nothing here.

[00:24:17] I'm out.

[00:24:18] Shh.

[00:24:19] Come here.

[00:24:22] Listen...

[00:24:23] It's okay.

[00:24:24] I'm going down there.

[00:24:25] I'm going down there.

[00:24:27] Listen...

[00:24:28] It's coming from in there.

[00:24:31] That's not electric.

[00:24:34] We should leave.

[00:24:35] Oh really?

[00:24:36] Do you have a bad feeling about this?

[00:24:39] Yeah, I do actually.

[00:24:40] I'm out.

[00:24:41] Give me that back.

[00:24:42] Hey! Give me back my phone.

[00:24:43] I'm coming, get it.

[00:24:44] I'm going in.

[00:24:45] Christ, you just opened every goddamn door like no big deal.

[00:24:48] Fortune favors the bowl.

[00:24:49] Your curiosity killed the cat.

[00:24:51] Lucky for you, I'm a fucking tiger.

[00:24:54] Shit!

[00:24:58] Shit.

[00:25:00] There's people in there.

[00:25:01] Yeah, and no cars outside.

[00:25:03] They got here somehow.

[00:25:04] They have to know the way out.

[00:25:05] The way out is to leave them.

[00:25:06] Fuck that.

[00:25:07] You really have death wish, don't you?

[00:25:09] Chill.

[00:25:10] It's probably just a bunch of D&D nerds

[00:25:12] having a fucking large party or some shit.

[00:25:24] What the fuck?

[00:25:26] We need to leave.

[00:25:27] Yeah, maybe.

[00:25:31] Welcome.

[00:25:32] We are pleased you found the way.

[00:25:34] Oh shit!

[00:25:35] Herman broke!

[00:25:36] Get back, psycho!

[00:25:37] This form is not that form.

[00:25:40] I am out of here.

[00:25:45] Shit!

[00:25:46] What was the door now?

[00:25:47] Armin!

[00:25:48] This form is not that form.

[00:25:51] What do you want?

[00:25:52] A gift must be offered.

[00:25:54] So we may ascend.

[00:25:56] Money, of course.

[00:25:58] How about you open that door

[00:25:59] and I don't have to crack open your skull?

[00:26:02] Hey!

[00:26:03] Hey, get your hands off me!

[00:26:04] Get off!

[00:26:05] Hey!

[00:26:06] Get your hands off me!

[00:26:07] Let's go!

[00:26:08] Now, Armin!

[00:26:09] This form is not that form.

[00:26:11] Hey, you can knock it off

[00:26:12] with this wanna-be cult bullshit.

[00:26:14] One must be gifted.

[00:26:15] So we may ascend.

[00:26:17] Which vessel is gifted?

[00:26:20] Gifted?

[00:26:21] One must be gifted.

[00:26:23] So we may ascend.

[00:26:25] Our ascension.

[00:26:27] Beyond self.

[00:26:29] Beyond space.

[00:26:30] Beyond time.

[00:26:31] Told you we were highest fuck!

[00:26:33] Which vessel is gifted?

[00:26:36] We're supposed to pick one of us.

[00:26:39] We are four.

[00:26:40] You are two.

[00:26:42] The fifth vessel must be gifted now.

[00:26:45] Well, what happens to the gift?

[00:26:47] The gift powers our ascension

[00:26:49] and will be transmogrified

[00:26:51] by the blade of Charra.

[00:26:53] Make the choice now.

[00:26:59] Alright, alright fuck it.

[00:27:01] I'll do it.

[00:27:02] Jake.

[00:27:03] Take her.

[00:27:04] What?

[00:27:05] She'd be the best fit here.

[00:27:06] Absolutely.

[00:27:07] I'm not even supposed to be here.

[00:27:08] Okay?

[00:27:09] She ordered the ride.

[00:27:10] She was going to be your gift anyway.

[00:27:12] So take her.

[00:27:13] No, wait please.

[00:27:14] She is a natural follower.

[00:27:15] A great one!

[00:27:16] Actually, she follows people.

[00:27:18] She followed me down here, even though she wanted to leave like so hard.

[00:27:22] And that's what you want, right?

[00:27:23] Followers who follow?

[00:27:25] So this would be perfect for her.

[00:27:27] This would be perfect for you, Kira.

[00:27:28] Fuck you!

[00:27:29] Hold on, I need to say...

[00:27:30] And!

[00:27:31] And as for me,

[00:27:32] look, this is clearly not my scene, right?

[00:27:35] I mean, I crush it.

[00:27:36] I'm a maker.

[00:27:37] I would not fit into this.

[00:27:39] So yeah, take her.

[00:27:41] You are the gift.

[00:27:44] Kira.

[00:27:45] Oh, is it my turn to talk now?

[00:27:47] Yeah, I'm okay.

[00:27:48] Great.

[00:27:49] Look, um, no.

[00:27:50] I was going to say that the right thing to do is to let us both go.

[00:27:53] But fuck that!

[00:27:54] I have been a follower.

[00:27:56] It's true.

[00:27:57] Oh, yeah?

[00:27:58] I did it to fit in.

[00:27:59] But all that did was attract a lot of shit in my life.

[00:28:01] Like this.

[00:28:02] Like him.

[00:28:03] Oh, please.

[00:28:04] But I'm not doing that anymore, so no.

[00:28:05] No!

[00:28:06] I'm not to be gifted.

[00:28:07] Certainly not by this pig.

[00:28:08] He's not a maker.

[00:28:10] He's a taker.

[00:28:11] The only truth you need to know about me, Army,

[00:28:13] is that the world out there?

[00:28:15] I think so.

[00:28:16] I'm pretty fucking great.

[00:28:17] And that ain't just me saying it.

[00:28:18] I hear that like every day.

[00:28:20] And you don't get to rob the world of me.

[00:28:22] Take her.

[00:28:23] He is taken from you.

[00:28:26] Yes.

[00:28:27] Yes.

[00:28:28] This is such bullshit.

[00:28:29] How do you know that?

[00:28:31] Look, I'll pay you to take her.

[00:28:33] Okay.

[00:28:34] I'll pay you.

[00:28:35] Let's stop fucking around.

[00:28:36] Just tell me how much.

[00:28:37] Probably with this shit is all about anyway.

[00:28:39] Bring him forward.

[00:28:40] Finally!

[00:28:41] Fucking hey!

[00:28:42] Jesus Christ on a stick.

[00:28:44] Money wins, bitch!

[00:28:46] Hey, take an easy look.

[00:28:48] I don't have the money like on.

[00:28:50] I'm good for it. Trust me.

[00:28:51] Do you take crypto?

[00:28:52] Step forward, Kira.

[00:28:54] What's happening?

[00:28:55] The blade of chata.

[00:28:57] Bring it.

[00:28:58] Holy shit.

[00:28:59] You're gonna do her right here?

[00:29:01] Stop it.

[00:29:02] You don't have to do this.

[00:29:04] The blade of chata.

[00:29:06] For you.

[00:29:08] Take back what was taken from you.

[00:29:11] What the fuck is going on?

[00:29:13] I understand.

[00:29:16] Kira, what?

[00:29:18] What are you doing?

[00:29:20] I'm following.

[00:29:22] That's what I do right now.

[00:29:24] No, Kira.

[00:29:25] Not like that.

[00:29:26] This is crazy.

[00:29:27] Hey!

[00:29:28] Get the fucking knife away from my junk, okay?

[00:29:31] All I can think about right now

[00:29:34] is to follow the urge to push this blade deep into your garage

[00:29:38] and rip you open all the way

[00:29:40] from your pathetic dick up to your fat fucking mouth.

[00:29:43] What the fuck?

[00:29:46] Kira.

[00:29:47] Admit it.

[00:29:48] What?

[00:29:49] I need to hear you admit it.

[00:29:50] Admit what?

[00:29:51] I don't even know.

[00:29:52] It wasn't a hook-up.

[00:29:54] What?

[00:29:55] Of course it was.

[00:29:56] Come on, Kira, you were into it.

[00:29:58] I don't need to beg for tail and I...

[00:30:00] I'm out of patience, Jake.

[00:30:03] And feeling very stabby.

[00:30:06] You're fucking crazy.

[00:30:09] And?

[00:30:10] All right, all right.

[00:30:11] Look, I took advantage of the fact that you're hot.

[00:30:14] And it was easy, okay?

[00:30:16] You were easy for me.

[00:30:18] Is that what you want to hear?

[00:30:20] Easy.

[00:30:21] Like your whole charmed life.

[00:30:23] All for the taking up.

[00:30:25] Hey.

[00:30:27] You know?

[00:30:28] Don't hate the player.

[00:30:38] I'm not a follower anymore.

[00:30:40] Oh shit!

[00:30:41] I knew it.

[00:30:42] I knew you were fucking with me.

[00:30:44] Oh my god, you had me going.

[00:30:46] Holy shit.

[00:30:47] I'll take my phone back.

[00:30:48] Yeah, right, right.

[00:30:49] Maybe get that signal call for help.

[00:30:51] We can get...

[00:30:52] There's no we.

[00:30:53] What?

[00:30:54] I'm gifting you.

[00:30:55] You can't do that?

[00:30:56] No, I couldn't murder you.

[00:30:58] Walking out.

[00:30:59] I'm going to kill you.

[00:31:01] I'm going to kill you.

[00:31:02] I'm going to kill you.

[00:31:03] I'm going to kill you.

[00:31:04] I'm going to kill you.

[00:31:05] I'm going to kill you.

[00:31:06] I couldn't murder you.

[00:31:07] Walking out and leaving you here?

[00:31:10] I can totally do that.

[00:31:11] That's bullshit!

[00:31:12] This is bullshit!

[00:31:13] The gift is accepted.

[00:31:15] This is bullshit!

[00:31:16] Continue your order, Sension.

[00:31:18] Cura.

[00:31:22] Oh.

[00:31:24] Oh shit.

[00:31:25] Wait.

[00:31:26] You're letting her go.

[00:31:28] That's a mistake.

[00:31:29] You're making a mistake.

[00:31:30] I deserve to be free.

[00:31:31] Me!

[00:31:32] You hear me?

[00:31:33] You fucking know who I am?

[00:31:35] Do you know who my father is?

[00:31:37] Cura stop!

[00:31:38] Later.

[00:31:39] Play on.

[00:31:40] Hey, come back.

[00:31:41] You can't leave me.

[00:31:42] Cura got scared.

[00:31:44] Don't leave me here.

[00:31:45] Get back.

[00:31:46] You hear me?

[00:31:47] Get back.

[00:31:48] You bitch!

[00:31:49] You fucking bitch!

[00:31:50] Get back.

[00:31:57] What?

[00:31:58] I'm...

[00:31:59] It's Harry.

[00:32:00] I'm sorry.

[00:32:01] Please just...

[00:32:02] Don't leave me.

[00:32:03] Please.

[00:32:06] What are you doing?

[00:32:11] Clever bitch gets the Lambo.

[00:32:14] Hey!

[00:32:15] Don't leave me here!

[00:32:16] Don't leave me here!

[00:32:17] Don't leave me here!

[00:32:18] Get back here!

[00:32:19] Stop me, please!

[00:32:20] Stop!

[00:32:22] Stop!

[00:32:24] Stop!

[00:32:31] ominous thrill presents...

[00:32:33] The Ride.

[00:32:35] Created, written, directed and sound designed by Jeff Schmidt.

[00:32:39] Starring Rachel Griffin as Cura.

[00:32:42] Jonathan K. Hill as Jake.

[00:32:45] Mark Brasich as Armin.

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